New WWE Champion CM Punk makes his way out to the ring and says he wants to tell everyone a story about what he wanted to be when he grew up. His teacher went around the room and got to him, and he said he wanted to be a wrestler, not a sports entertainer, and he fought all the way from the bottom to get there. Punk says the best part of it all was he walked into MSG and won the WWE Championship, and he did it all on his own terms and the title is going nowhere and it will stay with him. He says alot of people in high places don't like him, but he is the new face of WWE and he sits on the mat and says he is going to make the title more interesting.

Punk says he wants to be an agent of change, and he is going to make things dangerous again, and mentions the ice cream bars again before saying he wants to get John Laurinaitis fired. John comes out and says they can still work together because they want what is best for the WWE Universe, and he is going to take the high road since he doesn't understand Punk's hatred towards him. Punk says he doesn't want him around because eventhough Vince was a bastard, he would say things to your face but John is more like a two faced middle man. He mocks the term "WWE Universe" and says they are fans, then calls John a stooge and middle management.

John says he can be just as exciting and dynamic as Punk and he is going to prove it now by evoking Alberto Del Rio's rematch clause in a match next week. Punk mocks the decision and asks for the match tonight, but John says he has plans for him and says he will face Dolph Ziggler in a Champion vs Champion match. Punk calls the decision stupid and says John doesn't listen to the fans, because they want to see Dolph Ziggler vs Zack Ryder, and John says Zack has a match with Alberto tonight. He tells Punk he nor Ryder can beat Dolph, but Punk says he will prove him wrong, then beat Alberto next week, and sometime soon someone will beat some sense into him.

Zack Ryder vs Alberto Del Rio

Alberto attacks with some punches then jumps down on Zack's arm, then applies an elevated armbar and punches his hsoulder when Zack tries to make it to his feet. He eventually does get free and punches Alberto in the stomach then hits a flapjack and whips him into the corner. Alberto reverses but Zack gets his knees up then hits the Broski Boot, and sets up for the Rough Ryder but Alberto shoves him headfirst into the turnbuckle. He connects with an enziguiri then spins around and gets Zack to tap out to the Cross Armbreaker.

Winner - Alberto Del Rio

Sheamus vs Jack Swagger (w/ Vickie Guerrero)

Swagger takes Sheamus to the mat and punches him in the back, but Sheamus gets pissed and clubs him with forearms until Swagger slides to the floor and tells the ref to call him off. Swagger hits a scoop slam on the way in, but Sheamus comes back with a slam of his own and follows it with a kick to the head. He takes it to the corner but Swagger counters and hits a Swagger Bomb, then knees Sheamus in the stomach and puts him in an underhook stretch. Sheamus feeds off the crowd and muscles out of the hold, then hits some forearm smashes and hits a corner clothesline and a powerslam for a two count. Sheamus climbs the turnbuckle and misses the Battering Ram and a Brogue Kick, and Swagger ducks it then tries to apply the ankle lock, but Sheamus kicks him away and hits a Brogue Kick for the win.

Winner - Sheamus

Kevin Nash comes out to the stage and says he watched Survivor Series and says he won a title in MSG, then a few years later a few guys put their friendship first. He says they were supposed to be friends for life, but he returned to WWE and got HHH as a boss. Nash says he and HHH should have faced Rock and Cena, but his ego got in the way so Nash broke his neck with HHH's own sledgehammer. He says he is the real survivor of their group, and he is still standing before them all now.

Cody Rhodes vs Santino Marella

Santino applies a waistlock but Cody grabs the ropes for a break, then kicks Santino in the chest and goes for a...