Triple HPaul Michael Levesque
- Birthdate: 07/27/1969 (age 45)
- Height: 6'4"
- Weight: 255lb
Hunter Hearst Helmsley is an American business ...
Bryan with a wristlock, then stomps Rey's elbow. He jams Rey's bad arm into his shoulder, then delivers some kicks to the arm. Rey rolls through a toss to the outside, but Bryan counters him with a baseball slide. Rey fires back with a forearm. Back in the ring, Rey up on Bryan's shoulders, rolls through, and kicks Bryan in the face for two. Rey whips Bryan into the ropes for a 619, but Bryan catches him and locks in the No! Lock, but Rey counters into a roll-up for a near fall. Rey trips up Bryan, hits the 619, up top to Drop The Dime...but he misses! Bryan locks in the No! Lock. Rey taps!
Winner: Daniel Bryan
Bryan celebrates, but MARK HENRY'S music hits! Oh, somebody's wig gonna get split, and maybe a beard too, as Henry easily dispatches of Bryan, storms the ring, and tears into Mysterio with a spinebuster and drags him to the corner. Sin Cara out, but Henry catches him on the cross body and drill him with the World's Strongest Slam. He goes back to drop down on Rey, who somehow fights back, but Henry just drops him with the WSS as well. Henry up top, World's Strongest Vader Bomb! He tosses out Sin Cara as he screams "THAT'S WHAT I DO!" I think we've got a front runner for the Elimination Chamber...
Punk vs. Jericho, coming up later.
Bryan catches up with Kane in the back, and demands why he wasn't out there. Kane said he followed Bryan's orders. Bryan asks since when does Kane listen to him, and demands an apology. Kane says Bryan's words hurt and their friendship is stronger than that. Bryans asks if that's true. "HELL NO!" He laughs as Bryan sulks.
We recap Heyman being caught by Mr. McMahon in his lie about not being associated with either Brad Maddox or the Shield, about to be fired, but "The Beast" Brock Lesnar makes his presence know, hits the ring, and Vince warns him to not do anything he'd regret, only for Brock to F-5 Vince, "shattering" his hip to the point he needed hip replacement surgery. More updates as they come in.
Show in his hotel suite, impatient with Booker over when the contracts for his match with Del Rio will be delivered. A knock on the door...and it's room service with an awfully small meal for the big man. The room service man asks for a tip. Show's tip: "Get a better job." Ouch.
Kane and Sheamus tie-eup, but it turns into a slugfest with Sheamus coming out on top. Kane reverses a whip and nails a clothesline. he takes Sheamus to the corner for some uppercuts. Whip reversed by Sheamus with a knee lift, but Kane comes back with a sidewalk slam for two. Kane to the outside, but Sheamus kicks him off. Kane rolls back in, Sheamus kicks him, whip, but Kane counters with a boot. Sheamus fires right back with the Irish Curse, but Kane come back up. Sheamus drives him to the corner, but Kane uppercuts him, goes up top, misses the clothesline. Sheamus goes for the Brogue Kick, BLOCKED by Kane, GOOZLE! Sheamus floats out, goes for White Noise, Kane fights out, goes for a Tombstone, but Sheamus counters that! Nice sequence there. Kane takes Sheamus down, goes for th Chokeslam, but Bryan out, which distracts and angers Kane as he goozles Bryan and shoves him off the apron, only to get Brogue Kicked for the three count!
Bryan says "I'm sorry" with a big, goofy "Nah, I'm not sorry" grin on his face as Sheamus celebrates.
Cena calls out the Shield, and MizTV with Paul Heyman is up NEXT!
Miz out in the ring, going over Heyman bringing back Lesnar. Heyman stops him and introduces himself, not allowing Miz to soil his reputation. Miz jokes that it was soiled before he said anything. Heyman accuses him of slander, then goes on to apologize to Mr. McMahon, which Miz doesn't buy for a second. He's seen the video of the Shield and Brad Maddox, he saw Vince about to fire Heyman. Paul tries to say