Triple HPaul Michael Levesque
- Birthdate: 07/27/1969 (age 45)
- Height: 6'4"
- Weight: 255lb
Hunter Hearst Helmsley is an American business ...
Airdate: Monday, May 13th, 2013 (USA Network)
Location: The BOK Center in Tulsa, OK.
Results by Ken Hill
“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”
-Commercials state that the dance-off will begin the show this week.
Jerry Lawler is in the ring, and discusses Fandango's early success and then shows footage of Fandango winning at WrestleMania. Fandango and Summer Rae are out first. They even have a dance floor in the ring for them. Chris Jericho and his partner Edyta Sliwinska (she is from Dancing with the Stars and a professional ballroom dancer) now make their way out. Lawler says each team gets 90-seconds for their routine, and once they have completed their dance, the fans will select the winners. Lawler says this is not a popularity contest, and reminds Fandango he lost in a dance contest to Khali a few weeks back. Fandango refutes this, saying the crowd knows nothing about talent. He says these fans will respect his talent. He also says he knows he will defeat Chris Jericho tonight, because he is the better man. Jericho welcomes us to Raw is Jericho, and brings up his musical chairs victory on Raw form the past and the fact that he won the Price is Raw. He knows he will win tonight and then at Extreme Rules, he will create a new dance sensation the "I just kicked your jackass all over the ring." At Extreme Rules he will dance all over Fandango's face, and he will never, EEEEEEEEEEVER be the same, again.
Fandango won the coin toss earlier today, and he and Summer dance. Well, they just pose actually and Fandango cuts the music. He grabs the mic and says that he needs silence to create magic. The music starts again and they dance, but Summer falls down and twists her ankle. Fandango is pissed about this. Edyta checks on her and so does a WWE trainer. Fandango bails on his partner and then rushes back in and lays out Jericho with a boot to the face. Mounted rights by Fandango, and then a boot to the gut sending Jericho to the floor. He slams Jericho to the announce table and then to the steps. Fandango then tosses him to the barricade and then grabs a piece of the dance floor. He charges Jericho and lays him out with it. Fandango then gets in the ring and Summer gets to her feet, because SHE'S A BIG OLD FAKER! They pose in victory.
Zack got the jobbers entrance. He is also wearing long tights this week. Ryback with boots to the gut, and then tosses Ryder to the mat as he tried a cross body. Ryback doesn't fuck around and hits the shell shock for the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Ryback @ 1:00 via pin
-They discuss the fact that Cena is undefeated at Extreme Rules.
-We get a video history of the Lesnar vs. Hs feud.
Tons of Funk (Clay and Sweet T) vs. Prime Time Players (Young and O'Neil)
Young to the corner and a cannonball by Sweet T to kick things off. O'Neil in off the tag and works over Sweet T in the corner and barks in celebration. Sweet T avoids a charge, tag to Clay and he connects with clotheslines. Big corner splash by Clay, tosses Young to the floor and as Clay goes for a splash, Young in. Clay tries to take him out, but Young hits him in the throat with his hair pick and O'Neil gets a quick roll up and the tights for the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Prime Time Players @ 2:00 via pin
-Teddy Long will be here next to address the world title match at Extreme Rules.
-Matt Striker introduces Teddy Long, who is the senior advisor to Smackdown. They say that Ziggler will not be cleared for Extreme Rules. Long says that since Ziggler cannot defend the title… Wait, Dirty Dutch and Swagger are here and say Ziggler should be stripped and Swagger should be champion. AJ and Big E are out and say the title will go nowhere. AJ says Swagger should be suspended for his actions. Long chimes back in and says that Ziggler will not be stripped...