John CenaJohn Felix Anthony Cena
- Birthdate: 04/23/1977 (age 37)
- Height: 6'1"
- Weight: 251 Ib
Cena is known as "the face of the WWE for a lon...
Winners: The Shield
Ambrose eyes the US Championship. Foreshadowing of another title match at Extreme Rules perhaps?
Antonio Cesaro makes his way down to the ring for action, with a new ring jacket and snazzy beret. We see highlights of his US Title rematch with Kofi last Wednesday and the subsequent beatdown of Kingston after losing, even pulling out one of Kofi's dreads. Yeesh.
No yodeling, good sign. Cesaro controls the match to start. Ryder hits a missile dropkick from the ropes and charges but Cesaro drops him with a big uppercut in mid-air. Cesaro hits the Neutralizer for the easy win.
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Cesaro speaks after the match and asks if that's all the competition they have for him. Cesaro says he puts the "W" in WWE. Cesaro says there's nobody in WWE, on NXT, on Saturday Morning Slam, on Superstars, SmackDown, Main Event or RAW that can hold a candle to what he does in the ring. Cesaro drops the mic and walks away. Well guys, Cesaro's getting pushed. What say you now, IWC?
Heyman's getting miked up and we hear from him on his and Brock's friendly visit to WWE World Headquarters next...
Here's Heyman via satellite to show us the footage he shot of Lesnar at WWE HQ this morning. They go inside and see a Sheamus poster and some Andre the Giant stuff ("He's been dead for 150 years!") which doesn't impress Heyman. Heyman and Lesnar go to the fourth floor (executive offices of course, complete with the full elevator ride and Heyman whistling the Fandango theme, hehe) and get annoyed at all the poster of WWE Superstars with none of Lesnar in sight. Heyman: "Does anyone work here on Mondays?" They go into HHH's office (Heyman to the secretary: "You're not Stephanie. You're much prettier.") and assault some assistants.
Lesnar puts the replica World Heavyweight Title on his shoulder and puts his feet on HHH's computer. Now he breaks the computer in half with his bare hands as this just keeps going. Lesnar takes the sledgehammer off the wall and destroys the desk and some chairs. Lamps are smashed and down goes a TV. This has been going on for like ten minutes now. Heyman leaves a business card and that's about it.
Heyman said he used to hold Lesnar back, but after HHH pedigreed Heyman, Paul is encouraging Lesnar to destroy and maim HHH, take him to the extreme, and further and further and further...
HHH out. Thank god, otherwise Heyman may have gone on til the end of the show. Heyman looks on from the big screen. HHH comes out and jokes on Heyman's hair. Triple H says he knows extreme and brings up DX. Triple H says Heyman and Lesnar knew he wouldn't be at WWE HQ on a Monday because he's always at RAW. Heyman tries to speak and HHH tells him to shut up. HHH says he has 2 offices - the one they destroyed and the one he's standing in right now. HHH says he became a man here, something Lesnar never did become. HHH says Lesnar can say whatever he has to say in his face. Triple H says he's not hard to find and the fans chant his name. HHH says in this office, we fight back. His music hits and that's it for the segment. A bit flat without a Lesnar sighting.
As CR-AJ and The Bellas make their entrance, we get another