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Triple H
Paul Michael Levesque
  • Birthdate: 07/27/1969 (age 45)
  • Height: 6'4"
  • Weight: 255lb

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...Ambrose but Reigns comes back in. More double teaming and quick tags by The Shield. Rollins taunts one of the Usos and slaps him. Uso catches Rollins with a huge Samoan Drop out of nowhere. Ambrose and Kofi tag in at the same time. Kofi unloads off the top rope and hits a crossbody. Ambrose ducks a right hand but misses a clothesline. Kofi kicks Reigns off the apron and drops Ambrose. Kofi hits the Boom Drop. Ambrose dodges a splash but gets kicked in the head. Kofi kicks Rollins away off the apron. Kofi nails a crossbody on Ambrose for 2. Uso takes out Reigns and sends him into the fan barrier. Reigns comes right back with a huge clothesline on the floor. Kofi goes up top but Ambrose cuts him off. Kofi knocks Ambrose to the mat. Rollins pushes Kofi off the top while Reigns distracts the referee. Ambrose lays Kofi out with a Bulldog Driver for the win.

Winners: The Shield

Time: 6:45

Ambrose eyes the US Championship. Foreshadowing of another title match at Extreme Rules perhaps?

We get more tweets about Lesnar's "visit" to WWE HQ, including a photo of Triple H's destroyed office.

~Commercial Break~

Antonio Cesaro makes his way down to the ring for action, with a new ring jacket and snazzy beret. We see highlights of his US Title rematch with Kofi last Wednesday and the subsequent beatdown of Kingston after losing, even pulling out one of Kofi's dreads. Yeesh.

Antonio Cesaro vs. Zack Ryder

No yodeling, good sign. Cesaro controls the match to start. Ryder hits a missile dropkick from the ropes and charges but Cesaro drops him with a big uppercut in mid-air. Cesaro hits the Neutralizer for the easy win.

Winner: Antonio Cesaro

Time: 2:00

Cesaro speaks after the match and asks if that's all the competition they have for him. Cesaro says he puts the "W" in WWE. Cesaro says there's nobody in WWE, on NXT, on Saturday Morning Slam, on Superstars, SmackDown, Main Event or RAW that can hold a candle to what he does in the ring. Cesaro drops the mic and walks away. Well guys, Cesaro's getting pushed. What say you now, IWC?

Heyman's getting miked up and we hear from him on his and Brock's friendly visit to WWE World Headquarters next...

~Commercial Break~

Here's Heyman via satellite to show us the footage he shot of Lesnar at WWE HQ this morning. They go inside and see a Sheamus poster and some Andre the Giant stuff ("He's been dead for 150 years!") which doesn't impress Heyman. Heyman and Lesnar go to the fourth floor (executive offices of course, complete with the full elevator ride and Heyman whistling the Fandango theme, hehe) and get annoyed at all the poster of WWE Superstars with none of Lesnar in sight. Heyman: "Does anyone work here on Mondays?" They go into HHH's office (Heyman to the secretary: "You're not Stephanie. You're much prettier.") and assault some assistants.

Lesnar puts the replica World Heavyweight Title on his shoulder and puts his feet on HHH's computer. Now he breaks the computer in half with his bare hands as this just keeps going. Lesnar takes the sledgehammer off the wall and destroys the desk and some chairs. Lamps are smashed and down goes a TV. This has been going on for like ten minutes now. Heyman leaves a business card and that's about it.

Heyman said he used to hold Lesnar back, but after HHH pedigreed Heyman, Paul is encouraging Lesnar to destroy and maim HHH, take him to the extreme, and further and further and further...

HHH out. Thank god, otherwise Heyman may have gone on til the end of the show. Heyman looks on from the big screen. HHH comes out and jokes on Heyman's hair. Triple H says he knows extreme and brings up DX. Triple H says Heyman and Lesnar knew he wouldn't be at WWE HQ on a Monday because he's always at RAW. Heyman tries to speak and HHH tells him to shut up. HHH says he has 2 offices - the one they destroyed and the one he's standing in right now. HHH says he became a man here, something Lesnar never did become. HHH says Lesnar can say whatever he has to say in his face. Triple H says he's not hard to find and the fans chant his name. HHH says in this office, we fight back. His music hits and that's it for the segment. A bit flat without a Lesnar sighting.

~Commercial Break~

Ryback versus Kane still to come.

~Commercial Break~

As CR-AJ and The Bellas make their entrance, we get another