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Scene 1: Close up of announcer.
I am Dan Anchorman and thank you for joining Politically Correct Pro Wrestling News Hour.
Tonight President Obama puts his World Presidency Heavyweight Title on the line VS this man.
                                                                                                                                                                                Scene 2: camera pans to Mitt Romney walking in.
Audio1…..                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey liberal douchbags…..  It’s me….It’s me Mitt ”Richie Rich “ Romney.                                             Audio 2: Crowd booing.                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Scene 3: Full body shot of RM
OOOOOOOObama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m going to do to you and your World Presidency Heavyweight Title as the same thing I’ve done to every company that’s come before me………………
Close you down and take your money  

Scene 4:Mid-range back shot of RM looking out into the crowd.

Audio 1: Crowd booing

Audio 2: Yeah…. Whatever …..whatever.. Your just that 47 percent of fat ,lazy ,stupid losers …

 Scene 5: Wide waste shot of Romney.
Audio: When I win the World Presidency Heavyweight Title I going to sell all your jobs to Mexico.
How’s that for welfare….. Bitches
Scene 6 : Close up of RM posing.                                

Audio: Whatcha going to do when trickle-down economics run wild on you. AAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Scene 7 : MR walks out of view.

Scene 8: waist shot of announcer .
Ladies and gentlemen Mitt Romney..
Up next Rock a’ roll Scott Walker takes on El Hoffa Jr..

Scene:Full shot of walker .
                                                                     The End?

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