CM Punk: “I’d Like to Work with Batista Because I Know How Big His Penis Is!”


During a recent Reddit AMA, former WWE and current UFC Superstar CM Punk commented on a possible WWE return, his new film, Girl on the Third Floor, and more. You can check out some highlights from the Q&A below:

On if he could work with any actor or actress who it would be: “Dave Batista because we’re friends and we’re comfortable together and I know how big his penis is!!”

On if his grammar slam videos will ever return: “Hey I have a secret… don’t tell anyone. Grammar Slam is COMING BACK!! NEXT WEEK!”

On being open to an autobiography: “Yeah, for the first time ever i’m open to the idea of writing down my story!”

On if a WWE return is very possible for him: “Oh of course i’m going to get asked that, no need to apologize! It’d have to be a very big bag.”

On if he has plans for more tattoos: “I have so much space left – need to cover both my legs.”

On his favorite keepsake or memento from wrestling: “Steve Keirn gave me the gator paw he wore around his neck as Skinner!”

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