Oney Lorcan Thinks It’s His Fault Sofia Vergara Never Attended Another PWG Event

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Oney Lorcan tweeted the following, noting that he thinks the reason actress Sofia Vergara never attended another PWG event is because the night she was there, he got his head double-stomped through a chair with thumbtacks on it. He said,

“ONE TIME SOFIA VERGARA AND KID FROM HOT TUB TIME MACHINE CAME TO A PWG SHOW IN LA AND SUPERDRAGON DOUBLE STOMPED MY HEAD THROUGH A CHAIR WITH THUMBTACKS ON IT AND I THINK SOFIA NEVER CAME BACK AFTER THAT BUT AFTER THE SHOW I GOT A BEER WITH HOT TUB TIME MACHINE KID HE WAS COOL.”

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