Virgil Signs With AEW

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Former WWE star Virgil made an appearance in a video package for Chris Jericho on this week’s episode of AEW Dynamite in Charlotte, NC at the Bojangles Coliseum on TNT.

Since he doesn’t own the trademark to the Virgil name, he’s going by Soultrain Jones. He announced today that he has signed with the promotion: 

“The hottest free agent has dipped his breadsticks into the ALL Elite Era. It was an easy decision. Since I wasn’t going to give my equity back from the WWF days, I got Headhuntered years ago by one of my students who I mentor to this day Shahid and Tony Kahn. From their I have given my life’s work to help big media conglomerates to enhance their brand. TNT has been in my pocket since Teddy Turner and I crushed WCW. So when they brought to me AEW The first thing I thought Alfredo Enchilada Wrestling. Head blown. Finally someone that can mix cuisine into the squared circle. So when Tony offered me equity for my brand I knew that the deal was gonna be right. Tony offered me a VP position to get a piece of my ass and I said “Veal Parm? sure but load me up with that unlimited Pasta Pass”. He said “yes Lord Veezus” When Le Champion called me and said we need your meat in our Inner Circle. I said It simple to my WCW southpaw “show me Le Fuck Monay”. Deal done. We signed a contract at my home turf @olivegarden and the rest was Wednesday night history. The catering has been upped, the story has been cemented and the breadsticks are now FOREVER unlimited.”

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The hottest free agent has dipped his breadsticks into the ALL Elite Era. It was an easy decision. Since I wasn’t going to give my equity back from the WWF days, I got Headhuntered years ago by one of my students who I mentor to this very day-Shahid and Tony Kahn. From their I have given my life’s work to help big media conglomerates to enhance their brand. TNT has been in my pocket since Teddy Turner and I crushed WCW. So when they presented to me AEW The first thing I thought- Alfredo Enchilada Wrestling. Mind blown. Finally someone that can mix cuisine into the squared circle. So when Tony offered me equity for my brand I knew that the deal was gonna be right. Tony offered me a VP position to get a piece of my ass and I said “Veal Parm? Sure but load me up with that unlimited Pasta Pass". He said “yes Lord Veezus ANYTHING for the Meatsauce God”. When Le Champion called me and said we need your meat in our Inner Circle. I said It simple to my WCW southpaw “show me Le Fuck Monay”. Deal done. We signed a contract at my home turf @olivegarden and the rest was Wednesday night history. The catering has been upped, the story has been cemented and the breadsticks are now FOREVER unlimited.

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