AEW Dynamite Results (6/26/2021)
#1. Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Hangman Adam Page — Winner: Adam Page with Dead Eye
– Tony Schiavone introduces Tully Blanchard and the one-and-only Konnan to Dynamite. Blanchard says that because of Konnan’s legend status, it’s his pleasure to let him go first. Konnan says he knows Tully likes to impose his will and play mind games, but he won’t be intimidated because he’s been through far worse. Let him explain something to you, it’s not the same thing getting in to bar fights than it is to survive the streets of New York City with racial profiling and gangs coming to wipe you out.
Tully is a mentor to FTR, but Konnan is a Father to Santana & Ortiz. When Santana lost his Dad, he called Konnan to help them out. Blanchard said he has done his research, and clearly Konnan doesn’t know who he is. He will get one big moment on Dynamite and that’s all he’s gonna’ get. Konnan says when this is all done, he will be glad to know Walmart is still hiring greeters. He has his boys waiting in the back too, so get out here. Ortiz & Santana come out with their balaclavas covering their faces. Tully tells Konnan to look up at the screen… but it shows Ortiz & Santana wiped out backstage. The guys covered up are revealed to be FTR! They give Konnan a spike piledriver. These are the lengths The Pinnacle are willing to go.
– While Dante Martin enters for his match, Vickie Guerrero announces Andrade El Idolo and they have an announcement, but Matt Sydal is out with Mike to work his match with Martin.
#2. Matt Sydal (w/ Mike Sydal) vs. Dante Martin — Winner: Matt Sydal with the Lightning Spiral
– Jungle Boy realizes this is the biggest match of his life. Christian Cage says he shouldn’t just be happy to be there, everything he has done has led him to this point. Omega is only saying what he’s saying because he sees him as a threat. Jungle Boy thanks him for the words of encouragement.
– Jade Cargill is giving us 10% off her shirts at AEWshop.com. They have already sold a ton, so make sure you get one soon before they sell out. You can look like a star like Jade Cargill.
– MJF understands why you may be upset with him attacking Jericho’s arm last week, but the one thing he can’t wrap his head around, is why they are so upset with what he did to Dean Malenko? Let’s be honest, Malenko is old with a bad heart and Parkinson’s disease. Do you really think someone in that state should have anything to do with wrestling? He gave Malenko something the fans couldn’t, which is an early retirement.
The Inner Circle jump The Pinnacle! They make their way to the ringside area, but the numbers game turns in MJF’s favor. They go to kill Jericho’s arm with a chair but Sammy Guevara is here! He takes the chair to The Pinnacle and they run away like scolded dogs. Guevara challenges MJF to a match on a Wednesday night to prove he is the best ever, and you know it.
– Miro wants to thank God for making him powerful and keeping his wife flexible. Brian Pillman Jr. might be ranked #1 in the tag team division, but he does not respect his champion and they need to talk about that next week. He is God’s favorite champion, so keep lying to the world, saying he is unafraid, but it was stupid to attack him.
#3. Ethan Page (w/ Scorpio Sky) vs. Bear Bronson (w/ Bear Boulder) — Winner: Ethan Page with Ego’s Edge
Ethan Page says he is not stupid, because he knows for a fact Darby Allin isn’t done with him. Pinning him wasn’t enough, he wants to be the nail in his coffin. So why doesn’t he just put him in one? Page challenges him to a coffin match.
– Britt Baker says she is the face of a whole new era, so she doesn’t care who Vickie Guerrero thinks she is, but they will send her home with a nice prescription courtesy of DMD Britt Baker. Vickie Guerrero says Nyla Rose is coming for her title, so she better be ready. Baker & Rebel will face Rose & Guerrero at Fyter Fest 2.
#4. Kris Statlander (w/ Orange Cassidy)( vs. The Bunny (w/ The Blade) — Winner: Kris Statlander with the Big Bang Theory
The Blade & Hybrid Two attack Cassidy & Statlander after the match. Blade gets his brass knuckles back from Cassidy and smashes his jaw with ’em.
– QT Marshall knows that Cody Rhodes isn’t here tonight as he’s too busy being followed around by Hollywood. While he does that, he gets to focus on winning a title in AEW. He is set for a strap match with Cody at Road Rager.
Before the next match, the referee throws out Marko Stunt, Luchasaurus and The Good Brothers to ensure the title match is fair.
#5. [AEW World Championship] Kenny Omega (c) vs. Jungle Boy — Winner: Kenny Omega
Omega looks to hit Jungle Boy with the title belt, but Christian Cage makes the save. The Hardy Family Office to rush and floor Cage. Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate, Christian tries reversing in to the Killswitch, but The Young Bucks strike him down with Superkick Party. Hardy ends the show with a Twist of Fate on Christian. The Elite & The Hardy Family Office are happy with their nights work.
Thanks for joining us! Back to normal next week, as Dynamite returns to Wednesday night.