AEW Rampage Results (10/14/2022)
#1. BCC’s Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli vs. The Butcher & The Blade (w/ The Bunny) — Winners: Moxley & Castagnoli
#10 is sick of Andrade’s assistant trying to recruit him, so when he beats Rush he wants them to leave him alone. The Dark Order put their claws in, and someone else joins them. It’s Stu Grayson! He is back in All Elite Wrestling.
The JAS are here to say the family is back together, baby. Do you want to know what makes Daddy Magic’s nipples hard? How about the fact that the Jericho Appreciation Society is going to be together forever! Forever! Forever! Anna Jay introduces the man of the hour, the man with the power, and the man too sweet to be sour, Daniel Garcia! He says everyone has been asking him why he did what he did Wednesday.
Well, Chris Jericho has always said sports entertainers are superior. To be honest, for a bit he didn’t want to believe him. He will never be a pro wrestler. When Chris Jericho hit him in the head with the ROH title, he taught him how to win. That’s when he realized that sports entertainers beat pro wrestlers every single time. He has a little confession to make. His name is Daniel Garcia and he is a sports entertainer.
Dalton Castle and The Boys are here! Christopher, he used to be ROH World Champion. To see that title around his waist, a naive silly little goose, it makes him sick. He broke his back for that championship and he’s willing to break his to give these viewers what they deserve. A champion they can be proud of. The energy is fueled by the electricity in his veins. These lights stay on because his heart beats, and if he grants him a title shot next week, he will shock the face right off his body and become the new champion. Chris Jericho accepts, but he is going to pull out his feathers one by one.
#2. Anna Jay A. S. vs. Nyla Rose — Winner: Nyla Rose
Jade Cargill & The Baddies make their way to take the TBS title back, but security get in the way. The Baddies can’t get by them, so Cargill strolls down and knocks them all out.
#3. Ethan Page vs. Isiah Kassidy — Winner: Ethan Page*
*This win means The Firm has acquired the contracts of Matt Hardy & Private Party.
#4. The Pinnacle’s FTR & Shawn Spears vs. Brian Cage & Gates Of Agony (w/ Prince Nana) — Winners: The Pinnacle
The Kingdom is here! Matt Taven, Mike Bennett & Maria Kanellis. She says those tag team titles they have, they had them first. Welcome the real top guys, The Kingdom. The Embassy attack The Pinnacle from behind and are soon outnumbered when The Kingdom joins them. WarJoe is here to even the odds and they all scatter.