AEW Rampage Results (5/13/2022)
#1. Death Triangle’s Pac, Fenix & Penta Oscuro vs. The Butcher, The Blade & Marq Quen — Winners: Death Triangle
Lights out! House of Black appear. Lights out again. And they’re gone. Plenty of mind games.
#2. Shawn Spears vs. Bear Boulder — Winner: Shawn Spears
After the match, Spears repeatedly strikes Boulder with a chair, sending a message to Wardlow.
– Tony Nese wants both Hook & Danhausen when they get to Vegas. He tells Mark Sterling to put 10k on him winning. That’s a lot.
#3. [Owen Hart Cup Quarter Final] Riho vs. Ruby Soho — Winner: Ruby Soho
– It seems The Acclaimed and The Gunn Club have come together to form a new stable. Billy Gunn asks for catchphrases and gestures, but the “I got two words for ya” and crotch chops will never get over, so they are instead using Caster & Bowens’ ideas.
Tony Schiavone has Jade Cargill and The Baddies in the ring. The champ tells Tony to cut the shit, but sorry, Tony can’t do that as he has an announcement. Hikaru Shida can’t make the Owen Hart Cup because of injury, so Red Velvet needs a new opponent. Sterling thinks Velvet should win by forfeit and move on to the next round. Tony says that can’t be the case, because Tony Khan has a replacement, and it will be one of her long time friends. Kris Statlander makes her entrance and smiles at Velvet.
– In the pre-match interview with Mark Henry, Scorpio Sky tells Ethan Page and Dan Lambert to take the night off, because he’s bringing prestige back to the TNT title, and he doesn’t need any help retaining against Frankie Kazarian.
#4. [TNT Championship] Scorpio Sky (c) vs. Frankie Kazarian — Winner: Scorpio Sky with Page & Lamberts assistance*
*Scorpio Sky was knocked out and unaware what Page & Lambert did to help him retain.
Kazarian tells Sky what they did. Page screams at Scorpio and reminds him that they are a team. Sky suddenly blasts Kazarian with the title belt, and Lambert says it’s sweet when a plan comes together. Sammy Guevara & Tay Conti jump the rail, but Sky, Page & Lambert want nothing to do with them.