AEW Rampage Results (8/12/2022)
Bryan Danielson is in the ring with Tony Schiavone. He says that to be honest, he’s been wrestling near 23 years, so he will never be 100%. But that doesn’t matter, because he wants to live 100% by competing in this ring. With that said, he will never willfully stop wrestling. Someone’s going to have to end his career, and it definitely won’t happen against Daniel Garcia this Wednesday.
Garcia is here and calls Danielson his hero, but he’s coming up with excuses. He keeps retiring only to come back, and that hurts him, so it just makes him want to hurt him more. Garcia says he will hurt him so bad that he ends his career. Danielson loves violence, but you know what really pisses him off? That sports entertainment bullshit. He saw him at 21-years-old wrestling for sixty minutes, so what does he want to be? The best sports entertainer? Or the best technical pro wrestler in the world? Let’s find out on Wednesday.
#1. [AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championship] Sammy Guevara & Tay Melo (c) vs. Dante Martin & Skye Blue — Winners: Guevara & Melo
#2. Parker Boudreaux (w/ Slim J) vs. Sonny Kiss — Winner: Parker Boudreaux
#3. The Gunn Club (w/ Billy Gunn) vs. Erick Redbeard & Danhausen — Winners: The Gunn Club
Billy tells his sons they need to toughen up a bit. Next week on Dynamite they have another match, so maybe they can prove themselves there.
Hook is out with the FTW Championship to talk to Tony Schiavone. Apparently the FTW title is always free for an open challenge. Jersey Shore reality star Zack Clayton enters and wants a match for the title next week. Hook accepts.
#4. Orange Cassidy (w/ Best Friends) vs. Ari Daivari (w/ Parker Boudreaux & Slim J) — Winner: Orange Cassidy
After the match, Parker Boudreaux took out Best Friends. Sonny Kiss comes to the ring, seemingly to help Orange Cassidy, but she then low blows him and Parker slams him down to the mat. Kiss is part of Ari Daivari’s new stable.