Here are the full results for the episode of AEW Dynamite airing on March 12, 2025.
AEW Dynamite Results (3/12/2025)
#1. The Opps vs. Jobbers – Winners: The Opps
#2. Hologram & Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Dralistico & Brian Cage (w/ The Beast Mortos) – Winners: Dralistico & Brian Cage
With stitches in her lip and staples in her head and glass in her ass, Toni Storm stands before you to say the tramp is still the champ. A chunk of her heart will be gone forever, but when she looks at this title, it was well worth it. You will never hear her meow as she’s no pussy. To the rest of the women, but the keys in the bowl and let’s get this orgy started. Toni Storm will forever be “Timeless”. Megan Bayne appears from nowhere and takes out Storm.
#3. [Dynasty International Championship Eliminator] “Speedball” Mike Bailey vs. The Beast Mortos – Winner: Mike Bailey
Nick Wayne questions Christian Cage’s tactics at Revolution, which infuirates Cage, so he puts Wayne in his place.
In the ring, MJF calls Hangman Page’s win a fluke victory. He isn’t upset anymore, because he is still ten times smarter than him. MJF will get his, and this thing between him and Page isn’t over by a long shot. He is interrupted by MVP, who ends up giving MJF a hug. MVP takes us down a history lesson of what they did together when MJF was a young 18-year-old.
He is proud of everything MJF has done, but what he is not proud of is what happened on Sunday. He asks why Maxwell isn’t hurting people, and the answer is he lost his edge. The guys in the back don’t fear him anymore. But they do fear the Hurt Syndicate, so maybe it is time they talk some business. MJF tells him he isn’t the same kid he once knew, he doesn’t need his advice anymore. He was the AEW World Champion for over 400 days. MVP tells him to focus on the word “was” and then hands him his card.
#4. [Open Challenge] Max Caster vs. Konosuke Takeshita – Winner: Konosuke Takeshita
#5. Willow Nightingale vs. Penelope Ford – Winner: Willow Nightingale
Ford hits Nightingale with a steel chair, which brings out Kris Statlander. However, they are both taken out by Megan Bayne.
Will Ospreay has a word with Tony Schiavone in the ring. He doesn’t know how, but he made it out of the steel cage match alive. He has to admit that he lied to his girl. She asked him not to do anything stupid off the cage, but he did it anyway and had to smooth it over. As for the future, he wants to main event All In Texas, so he is going to win the Owen Hart Cup. He sends a warning to whoever is the champion in July. Will Ospreay will become the AEW World Heavyweight Champion.
#6. [Dynasty International Championship Eliminator] Orange Cassidy vs. Hechicero – Winner: Orange Cassidy
AEW Dynamite Results (3/12/2025)
