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#1. Motor City Machine Guns vs. XXXL — Winners: Motor City Machine Guns
– Scott D’Amore isn’t letting Ken Shamrock & Sami Callihan in the building. He suspends Shamrock for 30 days over what he did last week (hit a referee). Callihan tells him to go back to the hotel and they’ll talk about it. Shamrock promises that when he gets back he will take it out on someone.
– John E. Bravo has a go at Larry D for shooting him. How is he still working here after that? Dreamer interjects and says he will arrest Bravo if he doesn’t get out of here. He’s wearing a black top with “Police” on it, so he thinks he’s the authority now. Dreamer wants Larry D to go with him downtown to get this mess sorted out. Larry clubs him over the head and knocks him out and XXXL walk away. Bravo returns and finds Dreamer passed out and repeats what he did at the wedding… “Nooooo!”
#2. [Knockouts Tag Team Title Tournament] Renee Michelle & Killer Kelly vs. Jordynne Grace & Jazz — Winners: Jordynne Grace & Jazz
– Ethan Page says everyone loves screwing with Ethan Page. Swoggle enjoyed his moment and he’s sure Karl Anderson did too. He’s got a plan to fix it all. You already think Page took out Gallows. Why? Because the guy that did it had a full outer body experience. You wanna know how he knows that? Because he did it! Fix everything by fighting Page at Final Resolution. If he wins they get the title shot they deserve. Are you going to get your revenge? Yes or no?
– Alisha is waiting for someone. Tenille Dashwood and Kaleb are talking about outfits but she’s not listening. She sees Sami Callihan and jumps on his back. Getting revenge for what he did to her husband Eddie Edwards last week.
#3. Johnny Swinger vs. Cody Deaner (w/ Cousin Jake) — Winner: No Contest*
*Once again, Eric Young and Joe Doering put an end to this match by completely destroying Swinger & Deaner.
EY tells us they are the cure. The quicker the roster is to heed his warning… and that he is telling you the truth, this world doesn’t belong to you. It belongs to us.
– Deonna Purrazzo & Kimber Lee find Father James Mitchell lurking in the corner of an empty corridor. Purrazzo asks if he’s done it yet, but he hasn’t been able to find her. It’s not going to be easy, but they have an idea of how to get her to come out from hiding.
– Cody Deaner is frustrated. Cousin Jake tries motivating him by promising they can handle this. But Cody tells him this is personal, when he got in to the business Eric Young was the guy he traveled the roads with. He’s a nobody now, and he wants to prove to Young that he isn’t a nobody.
James Mitchell’s Task
– Deonna Purrazzo & Kimber Lee are in the ring. Since Bound For Glory, Su Yung has been haunting them. She likes to talk about how her time has come, but it’s time to turn the tables. If Yung wants her rematch, she better get to the ring right now. Here she comes. Purrazzo & Lee clear the ring. Mitchell’s music plays… he slowly makes his way out with a microphone.
Been a while hasn’t it? He would love to play a game of catch up, but it wouldn’t be appropriate given the task ahead. The fact remains, she has been nothing but trouble. Tonight, she will pay for her sins. Here come the Undead Bridesmaids, we haven’t seen them for a long time. They surround Su and distract her enough for Purrazzo to ambush from behind. Kimber Lee joins in too but it’s not working right away as Yung resists.
Su goes to spit The Mist, but Purrazzo chokes and gags her in her own mist. Deonna hits a wicked piledriver on the former champ. The Undead Bridesmaids take her away… and we don’t want to know where. Either way, Mitchell, Purrazzo and Lee look happy.
– Moose compliments Chris Bey for his work. Bey thinks he wants to “finesse”, but no… that’s not it. Real power isn’t given, it’s taken. If Bey beats Rich Swann for the Impact World Championship he will take it from him. Good luck.
– Karl Anderson thinks Ethan Page is losing his mind. This isn’t about the tag team championships, it’s about him losing it. He heard his challenge and normally it wouldn’t be smart to accept it, they already won the titles. But for what he did to Gallows, he accepts. What he’s going to finally see is why Impact brought him here. He’s going to beat the living crap outta’ him. See ya there.
#4. [X-Division Championship] Rohit Raju (c) vs. Crazzy Steve — Winner: Rohit Raju uses the ropes for leverage
– Kiera Hogan & Tasha Steelz are loving having all the money they stole off Fallah Bahh. Speaking of which, he appears and says they are not “Gucci” and accuses them of stealing his money. He saw them doing it on Twitter. Ok they admit it, but they don’t have it on them at all; Tasha is actually hiding it behind her back. They promise to bring it in for him next week.
Johnny Swinger walks in and tries hitting on ’em after his beat down from Eric Young & Doering, but Tasha’s all like… what the hell’s with this “Video Who Killed The Radio Star” guy? They insult him and say to try again another day.
– Crazzy Steve tells TJP he didn’t know Impact hired blind referees as well. Brian Myers chimes in with a “I told you so!”. TJP accepts that Steve didn’t get the job done this time, but challenges Myers to a match. He’s got it.
#5. Willie Mack vs. Chris Bey — Winner: Willie Mack with the Stunner
Moose comes out of nowhere and hits Mack with a spear! Rich Swann runs out to save his friend and kicks Moose out of the ring. Bey nails Swann with the Art of Finesse! He holds up the Impact World Championship as Moose looks on. What is next for the Impact World Champion Rich Swann? Find out next week.