Here are the results for the Impact Wrestling 1000th episode special airing on September 21, 2023, from Westchester County Center in White Plans, New York. This is the second of a two-part episode. Check here for the first part.
Impact Wrestling 1000th Episode Results
#1. [Ultimate X] Alan Angels vs. ‘Speedball’ Mike Bailey vs. Ace Austin vs. Rich Swann vs. Zachary Wentz vs. Samuray Del Sol – Winner: Alan Angels
Alan Angels isn’t wanting to hold the X around with him for weeks. He wants Chris Sabin for the X-Division Championship next week.
Dirty Dango has something to say. Man, does he hate pro wrestling.
#2. Dirty Dango (w/ Alpha Bravo) vs. Jake Something – Winner: Jake Something
Steve Maclin tells us that Rhino cost him last week. He has a little life left in him, so he will take care of… Rhino jumps Maclin and leaves him laying.
#3. Eric Young (w/ Scott D’Amore) vs. Kenny King – Winner: Eric Young by disqualification
Shark Boy won’t let that match end like that. If you want to see this restarted, give him a “Shell YEAH!”
#4. Eric Young & Scott D’Amore vs. Kenny King & Kevin Knight – Winner: No Contest
Again, because of interference, Shark Boy won’t stand for that. It’s time for an 8-man tag team match! Here comes America’s Most Wanted.
#5. Eric Young, Scott D’Amore & America’s Most Wanted (James Storm & Chris Harris) vs. Kenny King, Kevin Knight, Kon & Deaner – Winner: Young, D’Amore & America’s Most Wanted
They show Team 3D sharing their appreciation from last week. Brother Devon came back from a stroke for this. Oh my brother, testify!
Dave LaGreca is on hand for the Feast or Fired reveal. Three briefcases will have a title shot, and the other will have a pink slip. Yuya Uemura & Chris Bey would like a tag team title shot. Moose wants the same. Crazzy Steve would like heart, liver, and lungs, maybe?
- Crazzy Steve opens first. He has a Digital Media Championship opportunity. “The world was full of dreamers”.
- Moose opens #2. He gets a World Championship opportunity.
- Team ABC opens #3. They get their tag team title shot.
- This means Yuya Uemura knows he will be fired, even before he opens #4. Joe Hendry is visibly upset.
#6. Trey Miguel (w/ Zachary Wentz) vs. Josh Alexander – Winner: Josh Alexander with an assist from Alex Shelley
Josh Alexander thanks him for that. Shelley says not to mix up his signals. He wanted to hurt them, not help him. Josh wants to take his title back on the biggest stage, at Bound For Glory.
Speaking of Bound For Glory, Mike Bailey will take on Will Ospreay. Jonathan Gresham comes to check in on him. Unlike Bailey, he has been a world champion, so he knows what it takes. He will wrestle his way to the top. Bailey understands and he has a great idea. He has the perfect match for him. Jonathan Gresham vs. ‘Speedball’ Mike Bailey. How about that? Gresham accepts.