Here are the results for Impact Wrestling’s Throwback Throwdown III PPV airing on December 2, 2022, from the Benton Convention Center in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
On this show, the Impact Provincial Wrestling Federation (IPWF) takes on Great Lakes Unionized Wrestling (G.L.U.W) for control of the territory.
Impact Wrestling Throwback Throwdown III Results
#1. Rapid Delivery Pete (Rich Swann) vs. Monty Moonlight (Zicky Dice) — Winner: Rapid Delivery Pete
#2. [Clock Out Match] Jack Hammer (Andrew Everett) vs. Bill Ding (Trey Miguel) — Winner: Bill Ding clocks out Jack Hammer
Otto Ottoman interviews Team G.L.U.W. Walter Chester (Dave Penzer) asks why he would risk himself when he has these dangerous wrestlers beside him? Like Neptune, the God of the seven seas, and the big man, the bringer of the apocalypse. If there’s anyone in this building who doesn’t believe, after the main event, that he is going to own the IPWF, then just look at these men. Everyone knows they are going to win. He will be the new owner of the IPWF. His wrestlers replace the IPWF banner with a G.L.U.W banner.
#3. Georgia Cobb (Jordynne Grace) vs. Wanda The Werewoman (Savannah Evans) (w/ The $304,000 Man (R.D Evans)) — Winner: Georgia Cobb
Lady Johnston (Jessicka Havok) introduces us to the “Tunnel of Love”. She welcomes Tori Nailbiter (Rosemary) from MTV. She says there’s nothing better than the fans here at IPWF. Why be a rock star when you can be a legend, baby? Johnston says to calm down, she’s on her show. Ever since she said she wants to step in the ring here, everyone has been fighting tooth and nail over the chance to be her manager. Everyone is waiting to know who she is going to pick as her new manager.
Sebastian Baker (Jimmy Jacobs) is here (w/ Rusty Iron (Gia Miller)) to make his claim. People like them are better than these North Carolina nobodies. He’s a rock n’ roll legend. He also knows the wrestling business. There’s only one place he belongs, and that’s in his stable The Hit Factory. Tori Nailbiter says that if they want to know who manager is, they will find out later tonight when she comes to the ring.
– G.I Broski (Matt Cardona) got taken out by someone before the tag team match tonight, so Brian “Bone” Crunchin’ (Brian Myers) may have to come at this alone.
The Sunday Morning Express (Chris Sabin & Jack Price) are here and tells us the card is subject to change. They were meant to face S.T.O.M.P In Paradise, but the scoop is that G.I Bro is chicken.
#4. Brian “Bone” Crunchin vs. The Sunday Morning Express — Winners: Brian ‘Bone’ Crunchin & ‘Dynamic Dude’ Shane Douglas*
*Shane Douglas joined halfway through to help Brian.
The Leaping Lords tell us they are going to leap right towards those tag team titles. They love to leap.
Monsieur Baguette talks to us in French and English while holding a baguette. The fans chant “USA” at him. He comes here to Winston-Salem, and it’s a dump. There is nothing. The people of Wilhelm-Salem are nothing. He will teach them how to live, how to laugh, and how to make love to a woman. Bring on his opponent so he can teach him a lesson.
#5. Monsieur Baguette (Mike Bailey) vs. Otis Oates (Deaner) — Winner: Monsieur Baguette with a loaded baguette!
Otto Ottoman interviews Rooke of the Year in 1980, Tommy Dreamer. He says ECW was one hell of a territory back in Philadelphia. Pelvis Wesley has been running this territory for a long time with Colonel Corn. He got a call from the American Dream, asking if he would be there tonight, and he said he would be there, but by himself. If he beats Wesley tonight, gets Colonel Corn to himself for five minutes.
#6. Tommy Dreamer vs. Pelvis Wesley (Heath) (w/ Colonel Corn (John E. Bravo)) — Winner: Tommy Dreamer
#7. Tommy Dreamer vs. Colonel Corn (w/ Pelvis Wesley) — Winner: Colonel Corn
Smoky Muffler (Mickie James) & Busty Transmission (ODB) are taking on Volcanic Activity tonight. The Auto-Bodies tell them they need an oil change if they stand a chance of beating them.
#8. The Auto-Bodies vs. Volcanic Activity (Gisele Shaw & Tasha Steelz) — Winners: The Auto-Bodies with a wrench
#9. [Exciting Division Championship] Johnny Swinger vs. Keaton Fox (Jason Hotch) vs. Biff Knuckles (John Skyler) — Winner: Johnny Swinger becomes the new champion!
#10. Tori Nailbiter (w/ Ricky Morton) vs. Rusty Iron (Gia Miller) (w/ Sebastian Baker) — Winner: Tori Nailbiter
Sonny Sanders (Sami Callihan) is here. He has his head taped up. First of all, he’s in a bad mood, so all these inbred hillbillies better keep their mouths shut. He is done with being disrespected. DJ 2 Large broke his damn jaw, so allow him to… the other announcer shows up to have a go at Otto Ottoman and they ran each other off.
Sonny Sanders introduces his latest acquisition, the “Real Nature Boy” Buck Humphrey (Caleb Konley) (w/ Baby Doll). He’s here to make this his country.
#11. DJ 2 Large (Moose) vs. ‘Nature Boy’ Buck Humphrey (w/ Sonny Sanders & Baby Doll) — Winner: DJ 2 Large
#12. [For Control Of The IPWF] Team Impact Provincial Wrestling Federation’s Colt McCoy (Eddie Edwards), Tim Burr (Josh Alexander), Frank the Butcher (Rhino), and Guiseppe Scovelli Jr.** (Josh Mathews) (w/ Giuseppe Scovelli Sr (Scott D’Amore)) vs. Team Great Lakes Unionized Wrestling’s Devon Damon (Crowbar), Neptune (Shera), Lord Humongous (Big Kon) and Manfred the Mad Mammal (Beer City Bruiser) (with Walter Chestnut (David Penzer)) — Winners: Team IPWF
**Halfway through the main event, Guiseppe Scovelli Sr. replaced his son in the match.
After the match, Guiseppe Scovelli Sr. destroyed Walter Chestnut! That’s the last we’re going to see of that terrible Team G.L.U.W. Good riddance. IPWF forever!
–Impact Wrestling Throwback Throwdown III Results–
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