WWE 24/7 Championship – Rob Gronkowski vs. Mojo Rawley (and everyone else)
Did we really need to have a mini battle royal on the floor, now?
If Gronk is going to jump off of the perch, let’s at least get the camera shot. This thing is pre-recorded.
A better option? Just don’t do it.
Raw Tag Team Championshp – Austin Theory & Angel Garza (w/Zelina Vega) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford (c))
No way Theory and Garza should be winning this match (even if Austin Theory is a guaranteed WrestleMania main eventer… in like 7 years).
Montez Ford is a national treasure and should be in WWE until the day he dies. Which is hopefully a long ways away.
What in the actual hell is Zelina Vega wearing? Triple H thinks it’s too much.
Love commentary’s focus on Zelina Vega as a business manager. It really drives home her value, and gives credibility to a team who has one week of experience together.
I know it’s because of the camera angle, but Zelina Vega should really be in her team’s corner.
Good match that wasn’t hurt by not having a crowd, but had there been a crowd they would have really won them over. Well done.
Bianca Belair gets a spot! Good shit right there.
Titus O’Neill is the New Host?
Despite being blocked on Twitter, I love me some Titus. I hope he does more than this one little comment.
5-Way Elimination Match for the Smackdown Women’s Championship – Sasha Banks vs. Lacey Evans vs. Tamina vs. Naomi vs. Bayley (c)
I’m glad we still got some semblance of an entrance for Naomi.
Seth Rollins can learn a thing or two from Karen–new persona, new music.
I’m glad Sasha and Bayley are working together, and I hope they don’t use this match to break them up. It’s too soon.
Team BAD UNITY! For a second, anyway.
Stars of this match are Naomi and Sasha Banks, at least for me.
I like Lacey eliminating Sasha after Sasha saves her–keeps the story going without blowing it up.
I also love how you can hear Michael Cole yelling, in the replay.
I also also love Sasha helping Bayley win–the right call.
Firefly Funhouse Match – John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt/The Fiend
Didn’t expect to see John Cena’s entrance take place in the Performance Center.
Vince McMahon Puppet is easily the star of this WrestleMania.
The Smackdown Fist?!?!
Saturday Night’s Main Event? This is already the best thing ever. You can’t do this in any other environment, and I am so glad it’s happened here.
SO. MANY. INSIDER. TERMS.
Okay, Eric Bischoff? Love the Hogan connection.
SUCH GOOD SHIT!
I just now realized there’s no referee.
There are also no words. I was just watching, in awe and amazement. I might have to do a separate article on this match. It was absolute brilliance.