Welcome to another edition of eWrestlingNews Quarantine House, asking you who you would choose to be stuck inside a house with for the length of the coronavirus pandemic.
Each round of these will be themed in some fashion and you’ll have to pick four people to ride out COVID-19 with in this fantasy scenario. Choose wisely, as you’re going to see a lot of these people and can’t get away from them for at least a month, if not longer!
Keep in mind that these are supposed to be fun, silly little things to pass the time. It’s not an in-depth analysis of wrestling history or something worth getting upset at each other over. However, you’re more than welcome to go in detail about why you chose the four people you picked and what situations you could see yourselves getting into. Have fun with it!
This edition revolves around the men and women who have previously won the Money in the Bank briefcase. There have been 22 winners (and some of them have won multiple times) over the years since this gimmick was created.
You have to pick 4 people from this list and only this list.
- Edge
- Rob Van Dam
- Mr. Kennedy
- CM Punk
- Jack Swagger
- Kane
- The Miz
- Daniel Bryan
- Alberto Del Rio
- Dolph Ziggler
- John Cena
- Damien Sandow
- Randy Orton
- Seth Rollins
- Sheamus
- Dean Ambrose
- Carmella
- Baron Corbin
- Alexa Bliss
- Braun Strowman
- Bayley
- Brock Lesnar
Who would be fun to hang out with? Would you pick their brains or just chill? For that matter, who do you think would be the four worst options to be quarantined with?
My Picks (off the top of my head):
- Alexa Bliss – Easy on the eyes, seems pretty chill, probably keeps to herself, isn’t a lunatic like some other options (Kane and company).
- Damien Sandow – Gotta have some intellectual conversations, right?
- Edge – After watching the WWE 24 special, I’m more convinced than ever that Adam Copeland is an awesome person.
- Daniel Bryan – He’ll be my “person to watch wrestling with and pick their brain” option for this round.
As far as terrible options go, I’m saying Kane, Alberto Del Rio, Brock Lesnar and Dean Ambrose. That group is far too unruly to be around. Kane’s a sociopath with a penchant for burning things and torturing people. Del Rio’s just a surly person in more ways than one. Lesnar is intimidating as all hell and if he didn’t get his way, he could throw me into orbit. Ambrose probably goes stir crazy and becomes super confrontational and restless.
I’m sure if I really sat down and thought about it, I’d come up with hundreds of different people, for various different reasons.
But what about you? Who comes to your mind? What reasons do you have for picking them?
This whole quarantine series is entirely about giving you guys something to chat about and debate in the comments, so the more discussion we have going, the better. Toss out your thoughts below and if you have any suggestions for themes to add to my list of 20 or so at the moment, send them my way, too!
