Welcome to another edition of eWrestlingNews Quarantine House, asking you who you would choose to be stuck inside a house with for the length of the coronavirus pandemic.
Each round of these will be themed in some fashion and you’ll have to pick four people to ride out COVID-19 with in this fantasy scenario. Choose wisely, as you’re going to see a lot of these people and can’t get away from them for at least a month, if not longer!
Keep in mind that these are supposed to be fun, silly little things to pass the time. It’s not an in-depth analysis of wrestling history or something worth getting upset at each other over. However, you’re more than welcome to go in detail about why you chose the four people you picked and what situations you could see yourselves getting into. Have fun with it!
This edition revolves around the men and women who have previously won the WWE 24/7 Championship, as you’re going to be around these people 24/7 for however long this pandemic goes on. There have been 35 winners (with many winning multiple times) so far.
You have to pick 4 people from this list and only this list.
- Akira Tozawa
- Alundra Blayze
- Bo Dallas
- Candice Michelle
- Carmella
- Cedric Alexander
- Drake Maverick
- EC3
- Elias
- Enes Kanter
- Gerald Brisco
- Heath Slater
- Jinder Mahal
- Kelly Kelly
- Kyle Busch
- Maria Kanellis
- Marshmello
- Mayor Glenn Jacobs
- Michael Giaccio
- Mike Kanellis
- Mike Rome
- Mojo Rawley
- Pat Patterson
- Riddick Moss
- Rob Gronkowski
- Rob Stone
- Robert Roode
- R-Truth
- Samir Singh
- Santa Claus
- Sunil Singh
- Tamina
- The Million Dollar Man
- The Revival
- Titus O’Neil
Who would be fun to hang out with? Would you pick their brains or just chill? For that matter, who do you think would be the four worst options to be quarantined with?
My Picks (off the top of my head):
- Carmella – Fun, great eye candy, energetic spirit.
- R-Truth – He’s perpetually found ways to be entertaining, even during time frames when it seemed like he wasn’t someone to be paying attention to. You could always use a good laugh.
- a) Santa Claus – If anyone has magical powers to make this a better situation, it’s certainly more likely to be Santa than Marshmello or Tamina or someone, right? However, this is only the pick if this is the fictional character and not some random dude in a Santa outfit. In that case, there’s no way in hell I’d want that guy around me.
b) Drake Maverick – He seems like one of the most genuine guys around. I hate that he was released from WWE, and I feel like he’s one of the few people who could just be a bud. - Kane / Glenn Jacobs – He’ll get my pick for the person I’d watch wrestling with and pick their brains. Since he’s so smart, it’d be worth having conversations about other things, too.
As far as terrible options go, I’m saying pregnant Maria Kanellis (yeesh she was insufferable), Marshmello (nope), Mojo Rawley (good lord that would get annoying) and Kyle Busch (I’m sure we’d have nothing at all in common to talk about).
I’m sure if I really sat down and thought about it, I’d come up with hundreds of different people, for various different reasons.
But what about you? Who comes to your mind? What reasons do you have for picking them?
This whole quarantine series is entirely about giving you guys something to chat about and debate in the comments, so the more discussion we have going, the better. Toss out your thoughts below and if you have any suggestions for themes to add to my list of 20 or so at the moment, send them my way, too!