Sick of the same old wwe? Sick of having cena rammed down your throat? Then read on
Just for the hell of it (and because I am bored and have no life) I will book my own wwe ppvs. I will start with the ROYAL RUMBLE
PRE SHOW – NIKKI BELLA V NAOMI – DIVAS TITLE MATCH
this match exists purely to get the title off of Nikki Bella as both Bella’s are beyond useless. Naomi is at least a decent wrestler and should be a decent stopgap champ
MATCH 1 – RUSEV V RYBACK
rusev will win this match easily. He could potentially be a player. Ryback on the other hand is mediocre at best
MATCH 2 – MIZ/MIZDOW V USOS – TAG TITLE MATCH
usos will win this and the tag titles after a miscue my mizdow. After the match miz will berate mizdow, teasing a split
MATCH 3 – WYATT V AMBROSE – LAST MAN STANDING
this will be the big blow off match of the Wyatt/ambrose feud. Ambrose has lost so many times recently that hes in danger of losing steam so he has to win this. Wyatt will dissapears after this match. Don’t worry Wyatt fans he will be back soon with a bang
MATCH 4 – LESNAR V CENA – WORLD TITLE MATCH
This will be the final cena lesnar match. Ever. Lesnar will retain the title. Sick to death of cena? Me too. I’ve got big cena changes planned
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Since I can’t describe the whole match I’ll provide highlights
ROB VAN DAM will return
LUKE HARPER and ERICK ROWAN will eliminate each other
RANDY ORTON will return and eliminate SETH ROLLINS
STING will be a surprise entrant. He will be eliminated after a distraction by HHH
CESARO will begin a recovery from his burial with a strong showing, with at least 3 eliminations
The last two will be ROMAN REIGNS and DANIEL BRYAN. fan favourite Bryan will win
So that concludes the 2015 ROYAL RUMBLERUMBLE
Feel free to comment and rip the piss. But no trolling please. Trolling will result in a chokeslam through a table
Next month ELIMINATION CHAMBER
