Here are the results for the episode of Impact Wrestling airing March 31st, 2022. Check the link for last week’s results: 3/24/2022
We get footage from previous weeks. Also, we see Moose’s spear on Josh Alexander’s wife.
Impact Wrestling Results (3/31/2022)
Scott D’Amore has called for a meeting with Anthem, he wants to strip Moose of the title and fire him. This angers Josh Alexander, he needs Moose in the Impact ring to get his revenge, so no one’s getting fired. While he’s sat at home, Moose better be watching what happens tonight.
– Jonathan Gresham gets on the microphone and says the foundation of Ring of Honor was built by respectful, honorable men. Eddie Edwards however, now represents something different. He lets us know that Gresham will face Edwards at Rebellion, before King makes his entrance. King says Gresham disgusts him.
On one hand he’s one of the best technical wrestlers of this era, but on the other he’s a chump and a puppet of Impact Wrestling. He’s being played and should be stood with Honor No More, but clearly has no brains or balls. Although Eddie did the physical deed, everyone in Honor No More decided to attack him. He doesn’t care about the title he has which represents a dead company. All he cares about is beating his chump ass in to the dirt.
#1. Jonathan Gresham vs. Kenny King — Winner: Jonathan Gresham
Eddie Edwards blasts Gresham from behind. King hits him with the title. Rocky Romero tries to make the save, and the duo team up to dropkick Honor No More to the floor.
– Deonna Purrazzo says the “champ champ” keeps pushing limits, and it will continue tomorrow night at the Multiverse Of Matches. There’s a ton of options for who her opponent could be, but it doesn’t matter because the champ champ has it covered. Next up is the “chump chump challenge”.
Johnny Swinger says if Zicky Dice listens to him, he will be the next Adrian Adonis. So they want two ham-and-eggers to answer their call for the chump chump challenge, daddy.
#2. [Chump Chump Challenge] Johnny Swinger & Zicky Dice vs. The Good Brothers, Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows — Winners: The Good Brothers
The Good Brothers are sending a statement. They are more than ready for The Briscoe Brothers tomorrow night.
– Meanwhile, PCO is outside screaming for JONAH, before we go to commercial. When we return, JONAH attacks PCO from behind and the two start brawling. After JONAH powerbombs PCO, he tells him to stay down. He grabs a sledgehammer and drives it in to PCO multiple times. JONAH stacks a cinder block on top of him and smashes it. This only angers PCO and he comes back with a vengeance. He slams a truck door in to JONAH’s head several times, which seems to do the trick. PCO grabs a shovel and starts burying JONAH with whatever dirt he can find, which sends him in to a euphoric state.
#3. Josh Alexander vs. Madman Fulton (w/ Ace Austin) — Winner: Josh Alexander via ankle lock submission
Ace Austin tries to save Fulton but Alexander notices him sneaking up from behind. He twists Fulton’s ankle right around, and Austin walks away as he wants nothing to do with Alexander.
#4. [#1 Contender Knockouts Battle Royal] Rosemary, Havok, Lady Frost, Savannah Evans, Madison Rayne, Tenille Dashwood, Gisele Shaw, Alisha, Jordynne Grace, Jessie McKay & Cassie Lee — Winner: Rosemary
Brian Myers is on commentary for the next match.
#5. Aiden Prince vs. Bhupinder Gujjar — Winner: Gujjar with a Flying Spear
Afterwards, W. Morrissey enters to get his hands on Brian Myers. He tries to powerbomb Myers through a table, but Myers grabs Aiden Prince’s foot and escapes. Prince gets the powerbomb through the table spot instead, as Myers watches on in quiet relief.
#6. Masha Slamovich vs. Abby Jane — Winner: Slamovich with the Snowplow
#7. The Motor City Machine Guns, Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin vs. Bullet Club’s Jay White & Chris Bey — Winner: Bullet Club
–Impact Wrestling Results (3/31/2022)–
