Impact Wrestling Results (5/27/2021)
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Violent By Design open by saying that change happens, and change in Impact Wrestling was by their design.
ICU Sami Callihan makes his way to the ring. Ever since that dummy Kenny Omega came to Impact, Callihan has seen nothing but a bunch of bullcrap. They are afraid of the Death machine because he isn’t normal. You can plan how to counter Moose or Rich Swann, but you can’t plan for him bashing your head in. Don Callis, you are going to do everything in your power to stop Kenny getting in the ring with him. He is afraid, and he knows what will happen if the AEW Impact World Champion gets in there with him. If he’s not chicken, he will come out right now. Moose makes his entrance.
Josh Mathews is back at the commentary table tonight, subbing in for Matt Striker. Moose says Sami is doing a lot of complaining, but nobody cares. Last time he checked, he isn’t #1 contender. Like he was told last week, stay out of his business. Til Against All Odds, Kenny Omega is his business. After he beats him, then he can continue to complain and get beat too. Callihan compliments Moose on his stature and athleticism, but don’t you think it’s suspicious The Good Brothers are attacking him and not Moose? They know he’s dangerous. Here come The Good Brothers.
They deflect by saying they are getting blamed for everything… praise the lord. Not sure what this gimmick is, but they are preaching like they’re in church. They say Callihan needs to stay out of the wrestling god’s business, they are on Moose’s side. Moose says the problem is… he isn’t on theirs. He attacks them and they drive The Good Brothers out of the ring.
They go backstage, and Don Callis says he has the power to make any kind of match he wants. Tonight, The Good Brothers will face Moose & Callihan. That’s what they’re talking about. He is later asked if he has the power to make matches around here? Yes, he’s still an EVP around here. Scott D’Amore catches up and is shocked to hear him making matches. He likes the match, but doesn’t get to finish his sentence before Callis weasels his way in to Omega’s dressing room. What’s he getting ready for tonight?
#1. TJP & Fallah Bahh vs. Petey Williams & Josh Alexander — Winner: TJP & Fallah Bahh with the Mamba Splash on Alexander
– Sitdown interview with W. Morrissey. Everyone is extremely happy when the cameras are rolling. They are nice to everyone’s face til the cameras stop rolling, as they will bury everyone behind their backs. He doesn’t think he is bitter, more like realistic. People kicked him while he was down. Those fans who love us, they took out their phones and recorded him having a seizure so they could put it on YouTube, instead of calling the hospital. Other wrestlers laughed at him when they saw the footage, and no one contacted him for three years.
All the same people who hadn’t talked to him in years, they were conveniently happy to see him return, because they want a piece of the action. When he makes it to the top of this company, they want to be real buddy with him. As for Swann and Mack, they aren’t really friends. When he was down and crying, they all laughed at him… but who is laughing now? Rich Swann attacks him from behind.
– The Knockouts share their reasons for loving Impact and the division. They were encouraged to be themselves. The Knockouts revolutionized women’s wrestling and broke glass ceilings.
– Rosemary speaks for her team, saying they have assembled an army and there will be no survivors. It looks like Taylor Wilde isn’t around, what happened to her? Rachael asks if they could replace her with Jordynne? Tenille points out they just lost the tag team titles. Jordynne feels a bit insulted to be a substitute, but accepts the invite anyway.
#2. Rosemary, Havok, Tenille Dashwood, Rachael Ellering & Jordynne Grace vs. Deonna Purrazzo, Kimber Lee, Susan, Kiera Hogan & Tasha Steelz — Winners: Rosemary, Havok, Dashwood, Ellering & Grace with Rosemary pinning Deonna Purrazzo
– Scott D’Amore catches up with TJP and Josh Alexander and books a 60-minute Ironman match for the X-Division title on next week’s “Before The Impact”. Wow, that’s a biggie.
– Apparently Jake Something & Rohit Raju got in to the business together and got signed to Impact at the same time. Despite that, their paths have crossed and they are set for a Tables match at the PPV. Raju says he will take what is owed to him, and Something says this is personal. It has been a long time coming.
Violent By Design Address
His vision is pure, and his mind is clear. Eric found Deaner when he was sick, with no path, direction or drive. He opened his eyes to the truth and allowed him to become his pure self. The version you see here is the most diabolical, violent, righteous and perfect of himself. And that brings him to the War Machine Rhino. He was sick, weak and a shadow of his former self. Young opened his eyes, and the killer returned. The man with the most violent instincts in this business returned, and that was all by design. He came in with a Call Your Shot trophy. They held the trophy by design and waited to use it. When FinJuice was at their weakest, they used it by design.
The quicker you realize this world and the next is theirs, the easier it will be. He promised they would be more violent than before, and that’s what happened. Impact Wrestling belongs to them. All of wrestling from east to west will belong to them. Mexico and Japan too. The lights go out. Here comes Kojima! He wants a piece of Violent By Design. He’s staring down Joe Doering. Kojima wants him at Against All Odds. Doering nods and it looks like it’s official if management agrees.
– Impact Wrestling’s doctor says Matt Cardona is being treated with a fractured orbital bone and will be out for weeks. Brian Myers storms in and wants to know what it will take to get him out of Impact for good. Beale interrupts his promo, but instead of slapping him around, Myers wants to teach him out to be a professional.
– Decay walk in front of Violent By Design, and Deaner tells Crazzy Steve he should know better than to interrupt their business. He tells Deaner he’s still in the shadow of someone else, much like his former cousin Jake. Somehow, VBD allow Steve and Black Taurus to walk on by so they can work their match.
#3. Decay, Crazzy Steve & Black Taurus vs. Johnny Swinger & Hernandez (w/ Alisha Edwards) — Winners: Decay
#4. Moose & Sami Callihan vs. The Good Brothers — Winners: The Good Brothers with the Magic Killer on Callihan
— Impact Wrestling Results (5/27/2021) WIP–