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A ​Writer Attends WrestleMania 31 On Hallucinogenic Mushrooms – Read His Blog Inside Here

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Playboy has an article about a writer who went to WrestleMania 31 while under the influence of the drug – hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Here is an excerpt:

I love wrestling, and I’d never taken mushrooms. So if you’re going to attend your very first WrestleMania, I figured why not also try shrooms for first time while you’re at it?

 I was in San Jose for WrestleMania 31 staying at a house with a dozen other sweaty, bearded dudes. I secretly took shrooms, hoping I wouldn’t turn into a large public spectacle. I didn’t want to be so high people thought I was really passionate about John Cena. That’s simply unacceptable. I wanted to play it cool.

 For some reason I assumed it would take a while for them to kick in, so I ate both of them before we left. They tasted terrible. I scrambled for some gum to get that earthy taste out of my mouth. It was like open-mouth-kissing an anthill.

 Within 20 minutes I was fascinated by how shoes work:

We had a driver, and I knew we would be watching from a suite at Levi Stadium, which is where the 49ers play. This was good. I knew I wouldn’t be surrounded by tens of thousands of strangers who may or may not send me into a vortex of nightmares. I was feeling giggly and light, but then I looked down at my phone, and when I started trying to text my friend the keys that I wanted to press started jumping up off the keyboard. So instead of just typing words I played some advanced Chuck E. Cheese/Pokemon game called “Catch the Levitating Letters.” I felt like Neo learning how to control the Matrix.

 I dropped words of wisdom on my friends that seemed so profound at the time. Looking back, they were not as life-changing as I thought.

You guys gotta’ read the full blog by clicking here. Wow …..

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