Credit: WINC
Adam Page and Jurassic Express vs. Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly and Bobby Fish
We come back to Cole and Page meeting in the center of the ring and going at it hard. Cole with a pump kick, another to block an elbow, goes for a third, but Page ducks and lifts Cole for a Dead Eye! Fish knocks Page for a loop, Lucha come s in tyo stop him, KOR there to attack Lucha, but JB flies off the back of Lucha with a DDT!! CPage in with a clothesline to Cole! Lucha lifts KOR on his shoulders, Page has Cole on his shoulders. JB off the top rope, clotheslining both men off!!! Cover for 1..2…NO!!!! Fish tags himself in, Page kicks him away, tag to JB.
JB with a back elbow, kick to KOR, elbow to Fish, whip is reversed, JB misses a right, Fish hits the ropes, blind tag from Cole, over/under from Fish and KOR! BOOM FROM COLE! Cover for 1..2….3!!!!
Winners: Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly and Bobby Fish
Jon Moxley and Bryan Danielson vs. Wheeler Yuta and Chuck Taylor
Bryan with the Yes kicks, with Yuta asking for more! Bryan is just killing him! Yuta YUTAS UP!!! Bryan misses a final kick, elbow from Yuta! In comes Jon, Yuta with punches, misses a right, SAITO SUPLEX! Bryan calls or the end, hooks the leg and shoulder into a suplex and a bridge for 1..2…NO!!!!!
Bryan stomps Yuta’s face in a few times then tags in Moxley, who locks in a Bulldog. Yuta taps.
Winners: Jon Moxley and Bryan Danielson
After the match, The Best Friends and Danhausen walk up the ramp. Yuta is in tow. He stops at the bottom of the ramp. He turns, looks at Regal, Moxley, and Danielson. Yuta walks into the ring, etends his hand to William Regal. Regal is grinning. He slaps the shit out of Yuta. Yuta turns and goes head to head with Regal. Bryan and Jon walk up, and all three are grinning. Regal tells him to prove himself a bit more and head on to the back, Sunshine.
FTR is backstage to talk about firing Tully. It wasn’t easy for them. Tully was checked out. When they won the titles, he was laser focused, but when they lost, he lost focus. They respect Tully, but things got out of hand.
Here come The Young Bucks. They tell FTR to fire their barber and stylist. You can hire the best Manager in the world, and it wont matter, because deep down inside, they’ll always be the second best tag team in AEW.
The Acclaimed call Kieth Lee Cleveland Jr. and that’s amazing.
IN come Hobbs and Starks to tell them to put Lee down.
SWERVE comes in to tell Starks that since he likes stealing the spotlight, how about Swerve steals his.
JERICHO is here!
He’s not alone. Lee grabs a mic, says they love Judas, right? They love being a part of all the fun, but they gotta thank Jericho. He allows us to sing it. Lee says if it was up to him, there’d be no Judas, no singalong, no nothin. Jericho needs to be idolized, so here he is, The Influencer, The Big One, Chris Jericho.
Jericho grabs the mic, says we are lucky enough to be alive during the Chris Jericho era. For over thirty years, we have lived through him as he takes us through classic five star matches, angles and storylines we will never forget, hell, he even builds companies like this. He carried AEW on his back for the first three months. You’re welcome. He says he reads what I write, and it’s hurtful. We don’t appreciate him, the roster doesn’t appreciate him, The Inner Circle doesn’t, Sammy walked out on him, Santana and Ortiz disrespected him, and their buddy Kingston embarrassed him. They are The Jericho Appreciation Society. They appreciate each other, they cant relate to the rest of the roster. They are nothing more than pro-wrestlers. A pro-wrestler has never been legendary or a millionaire, and the only reason Jericho was able to do this is because he is…A Sports-Entertainer. Lol. So this the route they’re goin?
Garcia has something to get off his chest. If Jericho is going to call himself that, then he is, too. His name is Daniel Garcia, and he is a sports-entertainer.
Jericho calls him the epitome. He is the Masque of the Red Death. January 6, 2019, a group of independent wrestlers were in a car crash in Buffalo. Someone crushed his fibia, his tibia, and the doctors told him he’d never walk again. Jericho donated money to that cause, and that man was Daniel Garcia. He appreciates Jericho.
Lee and Parker? 2Point0. Stupid name from bad creative. You’ll never hear it again. They use real names: Matt Manard and Angelo Parker. A year ago, Jericho got a call from his former best friend Kevin to put these two men on Talk is Jericho. At the end of that podcast, he realized they have passion and desire, and look at them now. That’s why they appreciate Jericho.
Then there’s Hager, who saved his life in Dubai, he is the Hand of the King. Hand of the King, who are they and what do they do?
HAGER: WE THE PEOPLE!
Wait…sory. They are the JAS, and they beat up Pro-Wrestlers. So there you have it; the newest reinvention of the Master Manipulator, and the last true genius Remember this date, March 16, 2022 – this is the day that the new era begins in AEW, The Era of the Sports Entertainer.
Scorpio Sky vs. Wardlow
Wardlow turns as Sky rolls out of the ring. Wardlow heads to the outside. He locks the head of Sky up.
SHAWN SPEARS IS HERE WITH SOME CHAIRS!! Wardlow stares him down, goads Spears down. Wardlow turns back to the ring, circles it, and MJF is here to shove Wardlow INTO THE RINGPOST!!!!
Ref is dealing wit Spears! Wardlow rolls into the ring. Sky rols Wardlow up, stacks him for 1..2….3!!!
Winner: Scoprio Sky
MJF enters the ring, he has his ring on. Spears is still outside. Sky lifts Wardlow. Wardlow back elbows Sky, hits a kick to Spears, then turns to MJF! Grabs him! Looks for a powerbomb! But Spears is up! He hits a chair to the back! Another. Austin with a choke hold from behind .Sky hits a bunch of right hands! Another chair shot. MJF hands a stack of cash over to Dan Lambert, then removes his jacket. He waits for Wardlow to stand. MJF screams for him to stand. Big punch from MJF to Wardlow!
Jade gets some promo time. She says her giving another match is more like charity than opportunity.
IN the ring, we are getting ready for The Hardys!
The Hardys vs. Private Party
Jeff in with a right, inverted atomic drop, he drops the legs on Kassidy, dropkick, elbow, cover for 1..2..NO!!! Jeff stacks Kassidy up fo ra pin. 1..2.NO!!! Jeff to the top rope! Quen crotches him! Side Effect on Quen! Another for Kassidy! SWAN—-NO! Jeff hits a splash off the top rope! Cover for 1..2…NO!!!
Jeff wants Kassidy to stand, Twist of Fa—no, Kassidy counters, Silly String attempt, Jeff pulls Kassidy off, double Twist of Fate! Kassidy back down! Jeff to the top rope! SWANTON BOMB!!!! Cover for 1..2….3!!!!!
Winners: The Hardys
Andrade’s music hits, and he comes out with Butcher and The Blade and Bunny. They circle the ring, ready to pounce, but here comes Darby and Sting!!!! They slide into the ring to help, waiting for the attack. Andrade and Co think better of it and head to the back.
Red Velvet is backstage to talk to Leyla. She stook up for her, she had her back, but she has seen what she has become, and she will put a stop to it on Friday.
Commentary makes note of Britt coming out by herself.
Britt Baker (C) vs. Thunder Rosa – AEW Women’s World Championship
Britt Baker pulled a bag of thumbtacks from underneath the ring and then spilled them out onto the canvas. Thunder Rosa countered out but Baker back body dropped Rosa onto the thumbtacks for a near fall. Baker transitioned and tried to apply the Lock Jaw but Thunder Rosa bit down on Baker’s hand. Thunder Rosa powerbombed Baker onto the thumbtacks!
“These two amazing gladiators are loaded with thumbtacks,” said Jim Ross.
Britt Baker cracked Thunder Rosa with a steel chair! Thunder Rosa rallied back with a Thunder Fire Driver into the thumbtacks and pinned Dr. Britt Baker!
