I’ll be reporting Impact Wrestling results for the foreseeable future. I believe how Impact schedules, it airs in the UK several hours before it does on the Pursuit Channel in America. So if you’re not watching it in the UK, I’d avoid these spoilers if you plan on viewing later.
1) KM vs. Caleb Konley – No Contest, due to Brian Cage’s interference.
A brawl happened between Killer Kross & Moose against Brian Cage & Johnny Impact. This set up a singles match between Moose & Brian Cage later in the night.
2) Eddie Edwards vs. Ethan Page (w/ Eli Drake on commentary) – Winner: Ethan Page* *Eddie got himself disqualified.
Eli Drake got on the microphone and insulted Eddie Edwards for being “hardcore”. He challenged him to go back to the old Eddie; possibly setting up a feud between the two.
GWN Match Of The Week
3) (17/12/2003) NWA-TNA PPV #75 – Raven, C.M. Punk & Julio Dinero vs. Abyss, Kevin Northcutt & Joe E. Legend in a steel cage match. Jeff Jarrett, AJ Styles & Sting also made appearances.
4) Allie (w/ Su Yung) vs. Jordynne Grayce (w/ Kiera Hogan) – Winner: Jordynne Grayce
Rosemary appeared after a blackout, replacing Su Yung in the ring. Allie resisted being brought back from the dark side.
After several months, Scarlett Bordeaux finally revealed the winner of the talent search. Herself! Is anyone surprised? She claims to be the most over Knockout despite not getting in the ring yet. She’s here to make “wrestling sexy again”.
5) Moose vs. Brian Cage – Winner: Brian Cage with the Drillclaw
We got a “health update” from Taya Valkyrie from her home over the phone, although the only serious “bump” she took was landing on some planted audience members. Yup.
Tessa Blanchard gets an interview with McKenzie backstage, but is still so incredibly pissed (from Homecoming) she takes her frustration out on staff and a security guard. Gail Kim tries stopping her, but gets choked out by some cable before the rest of security come to break it up.
Scott D’Amore & Sonjay Dutt talk to Tessa Blanchard backstage. They tell her she can’t go around attacking backstage staff as it’s unprofessional. Tessa blames it on Gail Kim, but D’Amore’s having none of it and chooses to suspend her.
6) Rich Swann vs. Trey – Winner: Rich Swann with a 450 Splash
Sami Callihan got in the ring and threw a shirt at Rich Swann; implying Sami wants him to join the stable. He did not get an answer, as the Latin American Exchange’s music hit.
7) LAX (Ortiz & Santana) vs. oVe (Jake & Dave Crist) — Winners: LAX
LAX dominated the match. They went backstage and fist bumped The Lucha Brothers, Fenix & Pentagon Jr. As the show was about to end, Ortiz called out The Lucha Brothers again .. which made Konnan respond with a bemused “What are you doing!??”